VAPID – Virginal Angry Prudes in Denial. Used by Lynn Viehl to describe the people who got Wal-Mart to put wrappers on romance novels.** ROFL!
In fact, the whole post — where a vampire shows up at an editor’s office to protest the portrayal of his kind in romance novels — is hilarious. Go read The Vampire Smythe and have a laugh.
**She’s also the coiner of SOILS, Sisters of the Immaculate Love Scene, which describes romance authors who bitch about too sexy sex in books today. 😉