Nalini Singh is tagging people to interview their houses. Sounds like fun!
Me: Hi, house, how are you?
H: Wet. You see that rain out there?
Me: Yep, hard to believe we're in Hawaii, huh?
H: Nah, I been here a while. It can rain for weeks.
Me: Now you tell me. The guidebook said no more than three days in a row.
H: It lied.
Me: That sucks.
H: If tourism is your biggest industry, would you tell people the truth?
Me: I like to think so.
H: Hey, it's still Hawaii. Just because we're wet doesn't mean we aren't warmer than most of the mainland U.S. right now. You've got the air conditioning on, don't you?
Me: That's because if I open the windows, the mosquitoes will come in. You know how I swell when I get stung.
H: Mosquitoes are part of the bargain. When it's wet, they take over.
Me: I think I saw the neighbor's car float away.
H: Mosquitoes or flash flood?
Me: Not sure. Could be both.
H: Hey, I thought this was about me.
Me: Anything you want to say?
H: Yeah, could you stop staring at your computer all day and vacuum my carpet? How about a little dusting too? Mmmmphh, mmmphhh–
Me: Thank you, that concludes our interview!
I love this… 😉 Good job.
Does the house know that its days are numbered?
Your poor house – imagine what it must be like being rained on all day 😉
The house does not know its days are numbered. 😉 I’m not telling it either.
I’m sure being rained on all day isn’t fun. 🙂 I know I’m sick of the bleeding rain!!!! It’s horrible. I feel like I’m in that old move “The Rains Came” or whatever it was called.