To the people who keep typing some variation of “how to kill my spouse” into their search engines and clicking over here, there is NO WAY to kill your spouse and get away with it. It’s wrong, it’s immoral and illegal. Get a divorce. Go to counseling. But do NOT think you’re going to kill your spouse and get away with it.

This is the post that’s popping up in the search engines. It was a tongue in cheek statement that a writer can put anyone she is mad at in a book (as a character, duh) and then do what she wants to them. It’s not a treatise on how to get away with murder.

What’s on your mind today? If you blog, what’s the top search phrase (or the weirdest) that brings people visiting?