Golden nugget of agent advice for the day (gleaned from the Crapometer):
You've got my attention for ten seconds. Don't waste it bouncing your balls and spitting on your racket. Serve!
Funniest comment, by an anonymous snarkling, on a fantasy novel entry:
I can't wait to see the great Elvish warrior “Broadleaf Weedkiller” make his entrance.
Best catchphrase so far (used to admonish writers who write passive heroines by demonstrating that even Christian fiction heroines don't just sit around and take whatever happens):
They may kick ass for Jesus, but they are kicking ass. (Which got morphed into “Kicking Ass for Jesus” by the Snarklings.)