Oh my gosh, this is too funny. Wish I'd thought of it!
Now, not to criticize the illustrious editor(s) who composed this gotta-read list, but the blurbs are so winchy they read like a muttered conversation between two badly shaven semi-stoned unpublished lit-heads at the local java joint on open mike poetry/ladies free latte night.
And it gets even better! I posted the partial list and link in an earlier entry, but never thought to take the hoity-toity language to task. Shame on me. Bravo, PBW!